Monday, October 24, 2011

The Ouija (Wee-Gee)

Have you ever considered dabbling in black magic? I recently came to the realization that practicing the dark arts is much simpler than most would suppose. What is required; an ancient tome of curses, black candles, a unicorn horn and pixie dust? Nope, just about $15 and a trip to your local Wal-mart. Of course, the forementioned items would certainly amplify the connection with the dead but the only nessecity is an Oujia Board. With this simple product many normal, everyday people have become masters of Satan's surprises.

8 comments:

  1. I once had a Ouija Board come to life and scare me half to death. But then it just hung around the house constantly asking me to make it grilled cheese sandwiches and play Yahtzee with it for like three weeks. It was more a nuisance than horrifying until it accurately predicted the day and time of my uncle Tolliver's horrid death in the corn thrasher. That was pretty weird.

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  2. When I was in high school my friends and I would have Ouija parties. It was kind of weird because every time we would do it the spirit would be the same. So my friend went and talked to her mom and her mom had told her that before they had bought the house it was said that someone had died there. So if you want to dabble a bit with the supernatural, Ouija boards are pretty interesting.

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  3. I used the The Ouija once in my life and it never said anything good back to me so I stopped believing.

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  4. Quija game is just that, a milton bradley game. However I have done many spells to bring about positive occurrences such as a spell to bring financial success or positive energy. They work by the phases of the moon. Spells that encourage bad things to happen bring negative energy back threefold to the spell giver.

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  5. So it seems a lot of people have tried a Oiuja board and besides the one wanting grilled cheese, there seems to be some interesting results. Personally, I have never tried one and have no interest. It's a manmade board game with manmade results in my opinion, but like I said I've never tried it so I can't say.

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  6. The real question is....Did the Ouija board ask for soup along with the grilled cheese? Nothing goes better with grilled cheese than a nice bowl of soup. I prefer New England Clam Chowder. But back to the first question, I don't believe in Quija boards. Like someone else said it's a piece of cardboard produced by the Milton Bradley company.

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  7. No, the Ouija Board only wanted Grilled Chesse. It wouldn't eat them though as it had no mouth or digestive system. It was just a board. So I had tons of grilled cheese sandwiches piled up on top of my coffee table next to the board. Eventually it attracted mice so I moved out of the house and left the Ouija Board and Grilled Cheese for the next tennants to deal with,

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